Seat Shifters Gifts

"Could you dig your knees into the back of my seat a little higher and to the left."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Like Minded

Eggshell blue

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

Football fans in corona times

On the Hanger

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

"Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat."

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

Removals van with men carrying furniture from a house

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

Happiness is blogging the first days of summer.

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

Psychiatry. Every time I try to reinvent myself, I get hit with a patent infringement suit.

Psychiatry. Oops, it 3:17, time for me to switch chairs!

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

"This one starts the day here and usually finishes the day up here."

"You're writing in the masculine again."

Leaf falling in the desert

"Fall back...spring ahead."

The fall.

"My real name's Killer. Fluffy is just my pen name."

'The only reason I bring my bike on the train is to get a seat!'

"It's from around this time that we began to see a change of style in the artist's work."

We have shade trees sign in window of garden supply. We have rakes in window of hardware store.

'Now that it's March, it's safe to put the snow shovels away, right?'

Summer, we hardly knew ye...

"Well, I think I'm just going to hang tight until spring."

'Now we know why they call this the SNUG!'

Brad doesn't know what to do with himself this time of year. He's lost between snowblowing and lawnmowing.