Party Thrower Gifts

"Ooh, I think I know who this is from."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Early photobombing

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Boy and his dog

Masquerade

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Redhead

"Merry Christmas"

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Carioca

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Cheers

Christmas sweater alternatives

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Leo McKern

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."