Candy Thrower Gifts

"A woman ran in, stripped naked and threw candy all over, causing a bottleneck in accounting."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Boy and his dog

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

How Piñatas Are Born

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Piñata Walk

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

'Imagine that in gummi!'

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"Trick or treat?"

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."