Club Thrower Gifts

"They're specially designed to fly farther when thrown."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

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'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

"Ooh, I think I know who this is from."

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Knife-thrower.

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

At the school of ventriloquism.

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

'It's repetitive motion injury for throwing the book at people.'

"Throwing a knife pretty well is a long way from being a surgeon."

"Apparently, captain, he thinks we're a frisbee!"

Javelin

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

Ventriloquist and dummies.

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

Acupuncture darts.

'He's my personal trainer.'

'Just one more thing, I'd better make a note of your blood group.'

Before Pillows.

"John, how are you gonna Baptize me when you throw like a girl?"