Club Thrower Prints

"They're specially designed to fly farther when thrown."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Boy and his dog

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'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Knife-thrower.

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

At the school of ventriloquism.

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

'It's repetitive motion injury for throwing the book at people.'

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

"Throwing a knife pretty well is a long way from being a surgeon."

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

Javelin

Ventriloquist and dummies.

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

Acupuncture darts.

'He's my personal trainer.'

Before Pillows.

'Just one more thing, I'd better make a note of your blood group.'

'For goodness sake, why don't you take him to a hairdresser like any normal father would?!!'