Timber Thrower Prints

Le javelot pour bûcheron.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Boy and his dog

Boomerang cow.

Timber preservation

"I couldn't work out how a boomerang worked - then it came back to me. . !"

Joys of D.I.Y.

Trout Game

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"Ooh, I think I know who this is from."

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

Woodwork

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Knife-thrower.

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

"Funny you should say that because it's the hair on your chinny, chin ,chin I'm here about"

'Her special Talent is sulking.'

"Apparently, captain, he thinks we're a frisbee!"

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

Throwing the syringe.

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

"Throwing a knife pretty well is a long way from being a surgeon."

Acupuncture darts.