Timber Thrower Mugs

Le javelot pour bûcheron.

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Boomerang cow.

"I couldn't work out how a boomerang worked - then it came back to me. . !"

Timber preservation

Joys of D.I.Y.

Trout Game

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Woodwork

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

Knife-thrower.

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

"Funny you should say that because it's the hair on your chinny, chin ,chin I'm here about"

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

'Her special Talent is sulking.'

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

"Throwing a knife pretty well is a long way from being a surgeon."

Throwing the syringe.

Acupuncture darts.

'He's my personal trainer.'