Cap Thrower Gifts

Graduation day at Home School.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Boomerang cow.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Official Team Cap With Beard

"I couldn't work out how a boomerang worked - then it came back to me. . !"

'Does my head look big in this?'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"I want one of those!"

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

Ed's Salary Cap

Octopus Baseball Fan

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

Knife-thrower.

At the school of ventriloquism.

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

Go Back

"I'm not a kid anymore, mom. I can hit myself in the face with a pie by myself."

Tour guide: 'And there it IS folks! The start of Switzerland's spectacular snow-capped mountains!'

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."