Cap-throwing Enthusiast Gifts

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

Canine conundrum.

Graduate

Zumma Cum Laude

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

'Good grief! Why are they dragging me into this?'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 5

Graduate.

Graduation Day 2020

"What's it going to take to put you in one of these babies?"

"I didn't know you had a minor."

Javelin

"this"

"Sure he's still Mr. Right, Beth? Up there in that Bluejays cap?"

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

Resumes

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!

Two dancers in bejeweled suits and flat caps

Western Institute of Architectural Design - Congratulations class of 2005!

"John, how are you gonna Baptize me when you throw like a girl?"

"The cape isn't the only reason he was named Department Head, but it didn't hurt."

"This time, by god, he's going to hang on to the d*mn stick."

A man and his ingenuity

"Another startup."