Cap-throwing Enthusiast Pillows

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

Graduate

Zumma Cum Laude

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 5

'Good grief! Why are they dragging me into this?'

Graduate.

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

Graduation Day 2020

"this"

"What's it going to take to put you in one of these babies?"

Javelin

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

Resumes

"I didn't know you had a minor."

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!

Two dancers in bejeweled suits and flat caps

"The cape isn't the only reason he was named Department Head, but it didn't hurt."

"Another startup."

"This time, by god, he's going to hang on to the d*mn stick."

A man and his ingenuity

"It's an intern-eat-intern world out there!"

Graduate