Caber Throwing Enthusiast Pillows

"Tosser!"

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Moulin Rouge Security

Music Hall Dancers

Cupid misses his shot.

Location, location, location!

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'Doctor, I've been having problems swallowing lately.'

Tough Love 2000

"This next one goes out to everyone who wishes I were Bobby Short."

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"What do you mean slight margin of error?"

'I'd like to know who the genius is in corporate who built our new distribution center right next to the Olympic Archery Training compound.'

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

Go Back

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

Javelin

"I wouldn't have smacked you on the butt if I'd known your light saber was in your back pocket."

"How do I know you're not malingering?"

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'

'That's for not taking an interest in archery!'

Cow Striptease.

Superheroes.

"Maybe you could give your wife a little more space till she gets the hang of archery."

"Take it back."

"John, how are you gonna Baptize me when you throw like a girl?"

Archery Supplies, Inc. When we outsourced production abroad, did anyone explain to our supplier what we meant by "bows and arrows"?

"I had one left."

'Robin Hood preparing to fire an arrow at a man with an apple instead of this head.'

"Hurt People hurt people."