Caber Tossing Pillows

'Toss the caper.'

Yuletide tossing the caber.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Moulin Rouge Security

Music Hall Dancers

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

Geeks and their dogs.

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

Ventriloquist's fete

'Bone appetit!'

"This next one goes out to everyone who wishes I were Bobby Short."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

Speleologist

Javelin

Gym Paperboy.

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

Acupuncture darts.

Cow Striptease.

"Wine improves with age."

'Before WWII, damnit, life was a cabaret!'

"John, how are you gonna Baptize me when you throw like a girl?"

Edith Piaf

"I put an olive in my beer and turn it into a health drink."

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

Neanderthal Golf.

'Be honest Fred - you've had enough.'

Pianist