Caber Tossing Gifts

'Toss the caper.'

Yuletide tossing the caber.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Moulin Rouge Security

Music Hall Dancers

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

Geeks and their dogs.

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'Bone appetit!'

Ventriloquist's fete

"This next one goes out to everyone who wishes I were Bobby Short."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

Gym Paperboy.

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

Javelin

Speleologist

Acupuncture darts.

Cow Striptease.

'Before WWII, damnit, life was a cabaret!'

Neanderthal Golf.

"Wine improves with age."

Pianist

"I put an olive in my beer and turn it into a health drink."

'Be honest Fred - you've had enough.'

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

"It's right there in black and white, break two, win a prize."

Leek club darts match.