Ram Tosser Gifts

Geeks and their dogs.

"River well stocked this year."

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Trout Game

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Pizza Throwing

'Bone appetit!'

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

Girl throws paper ball into dog's anti-scratch collar...

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

Man cutting hedge into shape of a woman.

Acupuncture darts.

'He's my personal trainer.'

Before Pillows.

Inventive Uses of Halo

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.

'Be honest Fred - you've had enough.'

"You realize they won't know the difference."

"How long will it take to widen this door?"

'Have you met my personal trainer?'

Leek club darts match.

"It's right there in black and white, break two, win a prize."

Le javelot pour bûcheron.

Poison Dart Training Camp.