Ram Tosser Prints

Geeks and their dogs.

"River well stocked this year."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Boy and his dog

Trout Game

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

Pizza Throwing

'Bone appetit!'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

Girl throws paper ball into dog's anti-scratch collar...

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

Man cutting hedge into shape of a woman.

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

Acupuncture darts.

'He's my personal trainer.'

Before Pillows.

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.

'Be honest Fred - you've had enough.'

Inventive Uses of Halo

"You realize they won't know the difference."

"How long will it take to widen this door?"

'Have you met my personal trainer?'

"We're offering a free rubber bust of Roy Hodgson you can throw at the telly if it goes to penalties.'

"It's right there in black and white, break two, win a prize."

Leek club darts match.

Oh, no! I'm going to miss the target entirely! POP! It might work in some sports, but trying to have a darts tournament in a bubble was a bad idea!

Le javelot pour bûcheron.