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"A woman ran in, stripped naked and threw candy all over, causing a bottleneck in accounting."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Boy and his dog

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Piñata Walk

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

How Piñatas Are Born

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"Trick or treat?"

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

"Trust me – she's a witch."