Party Throwers T-Shirts

"And it was so typically brilliant of you to have invited an epidemiologist."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Early photobombing

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Masquerade

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Carioca

Redhead

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"Merry Christmas"

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Christmas sweater alternatives

Leo McKern

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Cheers

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."