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'Stick...'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Early photobombing

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Merry Christmas"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Sabrage!

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

'Pardon me, Doctor; but exactly where did you study anaesthesiology?'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Conga train chasing a man at a party.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Pints of Lager

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"Ooh, I think I know who this is from."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

Mort, the doctor says you can't get too riled up. It's bad for your heart. Yes, dear. You're not a young man anymore. You're not in tip-top shape. You don't eat well. You're not so muscular. I'm not a fan of your haircut. Nurse!

Champagne Polka

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

"I'm passing on Halloween parties this year. You just know everyone's going to show up as Martha Stewart."

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

"It's over!"

Champagne Tasting.