Party Throwers Pillows

"And it was so typically brilliant of you to have invited an epidemiologist."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Early photobombing

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Masquerade

Redhead

Carioca

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Merry Christmas"

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Christmas sweater alternatives

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Leo McKern

Cheers

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!