Party Thrower Pillows

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Early photobombing

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Boy and his dog

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Masquerade

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Merry Christmas"

Redhead

Carioca

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Leo McKern

Cheers

Christmas sweater alternatives

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

Down on Bourbon Street...

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."