Party Starter Pillows

'Volunteer?! I thought you said come over and bring the beer!'

There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

Champagne Polka

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

'Ms. Calhoun?... Bring in da noise,bring in da funk.'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Champagne Tasting.

'Saved by the lifeblood of our community, Mrs Figgs.'

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Home-made wine

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Pub Hours

'There is nothing more fun than a b.y.o.m. party.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Do you happen to have any aspirin?'

Sabrage!

The night is young! ...But we're not.

"It's taken care of - they all chipped in!"

Pints of Lager

Tony had always been a good mixer...

"What will the neighbours think?"

"Harry, Hairy. Hairy, Harry."

"Branch of the service? What makes you think I'm with any branch of the service?"

"It's over!"

Early photobombing

"Merry Christmas"

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Camp Fire saying "Cooeee!"

'Can I buy you a drink, doll face?'

"Gordon is having one of his Senor moments."

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."