Starter Pillows

False starts.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Early photobombing

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Merry Christmas"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Oog invented fire, then he accidentally sat in it and invented walking upright.

The First Day Back

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

Sabrage!

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

Pints of Lager

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

Blackjack: free lemonade!

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

Champagne Polka

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

'Honey, this the start of a fantastic career! Lunchtime is over and I still haven't been fired!'

Champagne Tasting.