New Starter Pillows

Intern

"That's where we shred our email."

"This isn't the most progressive place so try to sip your coffee in a manly way."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Early photobombing

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Merry Christmas"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Oog invented fire, then he accidentally sat in it and invented walking upright.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

Sabrage!

The First Day Back

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

Pints of Lager

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

Champagne Polka

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

After a few glasses of wine the girls started playing around with a Luigi board.

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'