Race Starter Pillows

Starter's Pistol Starts Rain Shower.

Depressed Race Starter.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Early photobombing

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Danger Slow Sand.

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Merry Christmas"

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

Sabrage!

The First Day Back

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

'What a control freak!'

"Let's just binge watch this."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

Pints of Lager

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

Champagne Polka

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Get a life

Champagne Tasting.