Race Starters Pillows

"On your marks! Get set!. . ."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

Early photobombing

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Merry Christmas"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

Sabrage!

Origins of a family tradition.

Hirer to employee handing him lighted hat: 'You'll be starting at the bottom.'

The First Day Back

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

'What a control freak!'

"Let's just binge watch this."

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Pints of Lager

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

Champagne Polka

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Champagne Tasting.