Seed Starter Pillows

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"I'd like a packet of seeds for a first date, please."

Bird Torture.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Oog invented fire, then he accidentally sat in it and invented walking upright.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

The First Day Back

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

'Honey, this the start of a fantastic career! Lunchtime is over and I still haven't been fired!'

"This year, I'm starting school with a positive attitude! You have my word...I'm waiting till the second week of school to call it the worst year of my life."

"Well, there goes summer..."

Bonfire

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

I've invented "fire." It'll accelerate global warming and get us out of this ice age!

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'I just discovered fire!'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

This "fire" we discovered has gone out. I'll call tech support.

Avoid Constant Borrowing

"Fire down."

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'