Race Starter Mugs

Starter's Pistol Starts Rain Shower.

Depressed Race Starter.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Early photobombing

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Danger Slow Sand.

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Sloth 10K.

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Merry Christmas"

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

Sabrage!

The First Day Back

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

'What a control freak!'

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

Pints of Lager

"Let's just binge watch this."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

Champagne Polka

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'