Race Planner Mugs

'What a control freak!'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Stress'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

The relay race

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

'That Brown bears watching!'

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'That's our group plan.'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

A number of runners run through police tape.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

GPS HIghway to Hell

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

'What's he on?'

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

With and without a starter.

'At a glnace, I'd say you've got a dodgy starter.'

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

'And it's a photo finish!'