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'What a control freak!'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Sloth 10K.

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Stress'

The relay race

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

'That Brown bears watching!'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'That's our group plan.'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

A number of runners run through police tape.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Athlete being chased by a dog.

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

10K Ambulance Chase

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

GPS HIghway to Hell

DNA Lab. Let's just say that at the lab picnic next month, I plan on winning the three-legged race!

'What's he on?'

'My video screen just changed to the Daytona 500.'

'At a glnace, I'd say you've got a dodgy starter.'

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

With and without a starter.

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

'And it's a photo finish!'