Smoke-free Starter Pillows

"Heaven help the poor customer today, Finley quit smoking this morning!"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Early photobombing

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Merry Christmas"

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Oog invented fire, then he accidentally sat in it and invented walking upright.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

Sabrage!

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

"Let's just binge watch this."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

House of Beans - No Smoking.

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Pints of Lager

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

Champagne Polka

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

After a few glasses of wine the girls started playing around with a Luigi board.