Celebration Starter Pillows

"Excuse me, One has not actually signed the agreement yet!"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Early photobombing

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Margarita

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Merry Christmas"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

All-Candy Seder.

"This is Mr Jones, the new Head of our Holding Company."

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Sabrage!

Maypole

Dominant hand reveal party

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

"I got the promotion. Instead of Wednesdays, I'm now the one who gets blamed when things go wrong on Tuesdays."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

Happy New Ear!

'You add the girl after baking.'

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

Biodegradable helium balloons.

Pints of Lager

Champagne Polka

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Wine: New and Old.

'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'