Celebration Creator Pillows

Pinata filled with pinatas.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Mardi Gras

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Cow Pinatas

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Champagne

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Bacchus.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Dancing Doctor

Cardiac Recovery.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Bubbly

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Pilot with champagne.

"We won!"

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.