Celebration Starter Gifts

"Excuse me, One has not actually signed the agreement yet!"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Early photobombing

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Margarita

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

"Merry Christmas"

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

All-Candy Seder.

"This is Mr Jones, the new Head of our Holding Company."

Sabrage!

Dominant hand reveal party

"I got the promotion. Instead of Wednesdays, I'm now the one who gets blamed when things go wrong on Tuesdays."

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Maypole

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

Happy New Ear!

'You add the girl after baking.'

Pints of Lager

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Biodegradable helium balloons.

Champagne Polka

Wine: New and Old.

'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Sabrage