Pool Party Starter Pillows

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Bring your own inflatable.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Early photobombing

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

The Perfect Cannonball

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Merry Christmas"

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Psychic diving competition.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

Sabrage!

A termite practical joke.

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

Pints of Lager

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"