Pool Party Starter Gifts

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'He lives for his holidays.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Early photobombing

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"Merry Christmas"

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

The Perfect Cannonball

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Psychic diving competition.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

Sabrage!

A termite practical joke.

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"Ooh, I think I know who this is from."

Pints of Lager

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.