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'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"Have you been playing dice?"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Boy and his dog

Witch dice.

Essex computer.

Beware of stimulus plans.

"Sometimes we all feel like we've been tossed. You just have to roll with it."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Dog fetches dice

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"Ooh, I think I know who this is from."

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Pizza Throwing

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Monolithopoly.

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

Knife-thrower.

"I'm not a kid anymore, mom. I can hit myself in the face with a pie by myself."

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

At the school of ventriloquism.

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

Clown throwing pies at birds in the park.