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"C'mon! Allegro vivace! Allegro vivace! We're selling ice cream not coffins!"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Why markets crash.

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'In a sentence or two, Gibbs.'

Pinata Zombies

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Profit slump

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

Exchange Fund

loan

Food Pyramid

Pin-atas

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

Tonight's Lecture: Your share of the national debt. That explains my credit rating.

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

'We'll take a short break in case anyone needs to change their underwear.'

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

Citizen Cane...

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

'According to our cost-benefit analysis, if you don't come up with the solution by Thursday at 2:30 P.M., you can forget about the whole thing.'

'I told you not use your pockets! now they think we're piñatas!!!'

Halloween. Trick or Treat trophy.

"Cough cough"

The Short, Brutal Existence Of Pinata Candy.

'Will that be on your store charge?'