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Cookie Cruncher T-Shirts
Let their love for cookies shine with our witty and comfortable t-shirts—ideal for creative cookie lovers who like to make a statement and stay cozy.
"Help yourself to a fortune cookie while the ball is warming up."
"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."
"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"
'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'
"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."
"Ninja bread men"
"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
"You were right, I didn't want to stop."
'The roof needs icing.'
Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.
"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."
Vegetarian Birthdays.
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"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"
"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."
"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."
"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"
"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"
"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"
'Santa, don't believe him. He's the one who ate the cookies and milk last year.'
A complimentary biscuit
"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"
'Because it's there!'
It is nice to connect with family from other planets
"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."
Cookie Thief
"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."
12;24. 11:15. 11:45. I can't continue to tell Mrs. Claus the fib that I hardly ever eat the cookies that are left out for me. She figured out how to hack into security camera streams all over the world last year.
Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'
Santa's Nightmares
Animal Crackers. Free-range animal crackers.
"Your cholesterol level is through the roof, you've got a nasty case of gingivitis, and to ice things off... yeast confection."
He's Tasty!
Cookie Cruncher T-Shirts Collection
Cookie Cruncher Mugs
Discover more fun and witty mugs perfect for cookie lovers—bring a touch of humor to their daily coffee routine.
Cookie Cruncher Pillows
Find cozy, playful pillows for cookie crunchers—perfect for sprucing up their living space with a dash of humor.
Cookie Cruncher Prints
Browse charming prints for cookie lovers—add a creative and humorous touch to their home or office decor.