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"Now, … In place, run run as fast as you can."

'You probably should cut back on the milk and cookies, Santa.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Baking

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

Cookie Surveillance

"Roadkill cookies"

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."