Candy Catcher Gifts

'Yeah, well I bet your FULL of surprises, aren't you buddy boy!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Whale Piñata.

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

Piñata Walk

How Piñatas Are Born

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'