Innovative Candy Collector Gifts

"I'm trying to figure out a way to go trick-or-treating through Google Earth. That way I can do it globally to get more candy."

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

Whale Piñata.

How Piñatas Are Born

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Building a gingerbread house

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"It's marzipan pigs."

Jesus and the Peeps

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

Candy Corn Dracula

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

"Steroids."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

Polo pony

"I'd love to share these with you, but I'd never forgive myself if you got tooth decay."

Halloween.

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

An angry gang of Pinatas have found a Family celebrating a Birthday, bashing the stuffings out of one of their own

Healthy Chocolate Co.

'Trick or treatment.'

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'

'Don't tell the Fuhrer I filled the war head with jellybabies, you know upset he gets.'