Innovative Candy Collector Gifts

"I'm trying to figure out a way to go trick-or-treating through Google Earth. That way I can do it globally to get more candy."

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

Whale Piñata.

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

Building a gingerbread house

How Piñatas Are Born

"It's marzipan pigs."

Candy Corn Dracula

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

Jesus and the Peeps

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"Steroids."

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

An angry gang of Pinatas have found a Family celebrating a Birthday, bashing the stuffings out of one of their own

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"I'd love to share these with you, but I'd never forgive myself if you got tooth decay."

Halloween.

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

Healthy Chocolate Co.

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

'Trick or treatment.'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'