Collecting Candies Gifts

'Sis, you would have gotten a lot more candy, too, if you'd used these sketchy rubber socks I found in Dad's dresser.'

"It's marzipan pigs."

"That will be ten pounds please fatty."

Little league world series of poker.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Vegetarian Birds

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Whale Piñata.

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

How Piñatas Are Born

Jesus and the Peeps

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

Candy Corn Dracula

Easter Bunny!

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"Steroids."

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

Hit Me

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"