Candy Machine Collector Gifts

Chewed gum returning to a gumball machine

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Whale Piñata.

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

How Piñatas Are Born

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

"It's marzipan pigs."

Jesus and the Peeps

Candy Corn Dracula

"Steroids."

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

An angry gang of Pinatas have found a Family celebrating a Birthday, bashing the stuffings out of one of their own

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

Halloween.

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

Polo pony

'Trick or treatment.'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

'Don't tell the Fuhrer I filled the war head with jellybabies, you know upset he gets.'

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'