Collecting Candy Gifts

"Hollow - just as I've always suspected."

"O.K., trick or treat, please. Don't mess with me, lady - I'm on a sugar high."

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

Three Legged Trick or Treater.

"Steroids."

'Trick or treatment.'

"Let's make a deal. You get my Halloween candy and I get your liver."

"You've got tough questions and you want answers. Or do you really want. . . Candy?!!"

"Nothing but Gummy Worms."

Halloween through the ages.

You can lick my peppermint stick!

"I know you all have questions you'd like answered. And in response, let me just say WHO WANTS CANDY?!!"

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

'With ammo so hard to find, thank God for candy corn.'

Democrat and Republican birthdays

'Don't tell the Fuhrer I filled the war head with jellybabies, you know upset he gets.'

'Yeah, well I bet your FULL of surprises, aren't you buddy boy!'

Horse Racing.

'Give a man a jelly bean, and he eats for a moment. Give a man an easter basket and he gains twenty pounds.'

An angry gang of Pinatas have found a Family celebrating a Birthday, bashing the stuffings out of one of their own

"Good news...your stool sample revealed it was only a Tootsie Roll. Bad news...I'm going to have to go back in and make sure I got it all."

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

How Piñatas Are Born

M.D. I hope you brought more candy --- Your HMO just raised you co-pay.

Little league world series of poker.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Vegetarian Birds

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Whale Piñata.