Collecting Candy T-Shirts

"Hollow - just as I've always suspected."

"O.K., trick or treat, please. Don't mess with me, lady - I'm on a sugar high."

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

Three Legged Trick or Treater.

"Steroids."

'Trick or treatment.'

"Let's make a deal. You get my Halloween candy and I get your liver."

"You've got tough questions and you want answers. Or do you really want. . . Candy?!!"

"Nothing but Gummy Worms."

Halloween through the ages.

You can lick my peppermint stick!

"I know you all have questions you'd like answered. And in response, let me just say WHO WANTS CANDY?!!"

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

'With ammo so hard to find, thank God for candy corn.'

'Yeah, well I bet your FULL of surprises, aren't you buddy boy!'

An angry gang of Pinatas have found a Family celebrating a Birthday, bashing the stuffings out of one of their own

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

How Piñatas Are Born

Little league world series of poker.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Vegetarian Birds

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

KAWAII T'AI CHI

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Whale Piñata.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

"It's marzipan pigs."

Easter Bunny!