Candy Collection Gifts

"Can I have some arm candy?"

'Wait a minute...this isn't one of my wrappers. Have you been cheating on me!?'

'I really hauled in the loot. Everyone wanted to fatten me up.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Bubble gum leaves

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Chocolate Shop

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

The dark side of Halloween.