Collecting Chocolates Gifts

Easter Venn Diagram

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Vegetarian Birds

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

Secret sweetie drawer...

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Easter Egg Delivery

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

Whale Piñata.

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!