Chocolate Collector Gifts

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Any time is cake o'clock

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Satya Nutella

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

The wife whisperer.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Chocolate Shop

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Cake Friday!

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

7 brownies worth of exercise.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'