Collecting Chocolates Pillows

Easter Venn Diagram

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Vegetarian Birds

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Secret sweetie drawer...

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Easter Egg Delivery

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

Whale Piñata.

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

How Piñatas Are Born

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"