Party-throwing Friends Gifts

"Come on in-just throw your coats in the garbage."

Sloaney Pony.

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Cow Pinatas

Party Animals.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Dancing in pyjamas

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Green Balloon

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

The devil you know and his plus one

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

The Streets - Night