Party-throwing Friends Gifts

"Come on in-just throw your coats in the garbage."

Sloaney Pony.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Party Animals.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Shaken not stirred

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Green Balloon

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Dancing in pyjamas

The devil you know and his plus one

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

The Streets - Night